So the idea was that he'd be doing a regular dunk, just in his boxers instead of pants? I mean, like, I'd be impressed if he was doing some kind of crazy backflip and took off his pants in midair- I'd even be impressed if he missed the actual dunk at that point. But just an underwear dunk? Come on, man. You're in… » 9/17/14 6:36pm Wednesday 6:36pm

Loved these books as a kid, and absolutely unashamed to admit that I cheated the hell out of them. Pretty sure you were only supposed to choose, like, one or two weapons to carry around, but I justified my massive arsenal by pretending Lone Wolf just never mentioned the pack mule that followed him everywhere. There… » 9/12/14 12:56pm 9/12/14 12:56pm

So your argument is that Rockstar is currently indebted to you, today, now, because of a game they released on PC seventeen fucking years ago? A game which, I hasten to add, was ported to the PS1 less than three months later? THAT'S GOOD ARGUIN'! » 9/12/14 1:11pm 9/12/14 1:11pm

Now I don't remember where I heard this (I thought it was Alton Brown, but on googling, that doesn't seem to be right) but I was under the impression that salting the water did nothing more than slightly increase the time it takes for the water to boil, and make the pasta taste somewhat saltier. What's so important… » 9/12/14 12:21pm 9/12/14 12:21pm

Small point of order, but in fact Cap's identity WAS secret for a very long time. He only "came out", as it were, in the early 2000s. There's actually a quite good Alias storyline based around Jennifer Jones recovering a videotape that revealed Cap's identity. » 9/05/14 1:39pm 9/05/14 1:39pm

Yeah, I love watching football as much as the next red-blooded American, but I'm really tired of the rhetoric around players being WARRIORS OF THE GRIDIRON and WEAPONS. When every player is allowed to use a sword on the field, then maybe we can talk about them being warriors. » 9/05/14 1:51pm 9/05/14 1:51pm